Hair Club for Zombies

As I continue to conduct experiments on our rapid regenerative growth serum, the positive benefits to mankind are simply unlimited. Just imagine... A day where middle aged men no longer fear the negative affects of male pattern baldness. Or for the ladies out there... A day where you can simply grow your hair to any length you wish in a matter of minutes. This will also be a huge boom to the hair salon and barber industry.

The Zombie Eggs Have Hatched

To my surprise, the egg incubators have started to hatch a week early. Chicken embryos combined snake and human DNA infused with our patented accelerated growth serum will surly benefit human kind. Next stage, hatching eyes, lungs, and even brain stems. Now just what are we going to do with all these live specimens?

Mutated Nose Frog

 I was attempting to recreate nasal cavities by combining frog DNA and my regenerative flesh growth serum. Unfortunately, this specimen surprised me as it hopped out of the petri dish and disappeared into a loose heating duct. It's a good thing this facility is electronically secured.