Zombies are Great Employees

Zombies are perfect for the "mindless" work that needs to be done!

I don't see any quarters lined up.

As a kid, I was always scared to push my way in and place quarters on the sign marquee. At the same time, when I saw quarters lined up, I often thought about taking the quarters and running. It's not like the other players would stop playing to chase me down. 

Aliens is one of my favorite movies and series. RIP Bill Paxton

One persons waste is another monsters fuel

Well, it appears that a specimen has taken refuge in the labs cafeteria trash can. As I began to exterminate the specimen, it leaped out of the trash can and ran down the hallway and out of site. I should probably deal with that soon.

Hair Club for Zombies

As I continue to conduct experiments on our rapid regenerative growth serum, the positive benefits to mankind are simply unlimited. Just imagine... A day where middle aged men no longer fear the negative affects of male pattern baldness. Or for the ladies out there... A day where you can simply grow your hair to any length you wish in a matter of minutes. This will also be a huge boom to the hair salon and barber industry.

The Zombie Eggs Have Hatched

To my surprise, the egg incubators have started to hatch a week early. Chicken embryos combined snake and human DNA infused with our patented accelerated growth serum will surly benefit human kind. Next stage, hatching eyes, lungs, and even brain stems. Now just what are we going to do with all these live specimens?

Mutated Nose Frog

 I was attempting to recreate nasal cavities by combining frog DNA and my regenerative flesh growth serum. Unfortunately, this specimen surprised me as it hopped out of the petri dish and disappeared into a loose heating duct. It's a good thing this facility is electronically secured.

Flesh Ball Growth Test

Accelerated cell growth results are interesting. When this specimen started to hop out of the petri dish, I had to dismantle it with a scapel. 

Ultra Fast Flesh Growth

This specimen has show accelerated growth. I find it interesting that splicing human DNA with squid and crustacean DNA has increased the growth over 800%. I really need to figure out a good way to contain these specimens.

More Experimental Growth

Success! I have created eyes, and a tongue. This medical advancement will push modern medicine forward into the future. I have just two questions... What do the eyes see? What does the tongue taste? More research is needed.

Test Tube Regenerative Growth

This weeks creation "stems" from squids, brains, earth worms, and eyeballs. It is clear that I will need to work on containment in the future.

Regenerative growth starts in the brain and spinal cord. My 1st specimen is the result of countless hours in the lab devoted to regenerative properties and the benefits to modern medicine.