I hope you get what you really want for Christmas this year.

What's the name of the snake in Harry Potter?

What Good Is Iron Man?

A True Broncos Fan

Who Came Up With The Turducken?

If You Ask Me...They Are All Guilty.

Find Your Pot of Gold... No Thanks!

Zombie or Not... Always Wear a Life Jacket

Zombies Are Heavy!

42 years ago, Charlie was in a "alleged" drunken stooper, and set fire to the town by making a camp fire in an alley way. The towns folk strung him up in outrage. Afterwords, since there was no town to go back too the towns folk left the area. After 42 years, Wormroot could not hold up Charlie any longer.

Don't Be A Zombie Shopper!

Loretta here has a problem that most of us have. We go into a store and get zombified. Do the companies spray zombie gas on us or is it just really effective brain washing. Just try it once. Go to the store with a mental list of one or two things. I can almost guarantee that you will come out with more than you intended. Their zombie brain washing is working.

Vampires & Mirrors

Not every vampire is blessed with good looks. Just think what you would look like if you couldn't see yourself in the mirror for say... 600 years. Yikes! Honestly, Coufen Van Lipshank here looks pretty darn good for 600, but he will never get the ladies with the big green bat hanging from his belfry.

It Gets Lonely In Prison

After insulting the king by sneezing on his majesties royal turkey leg, Smerken the court jester was locked up to make a point. "Cover your mouth when sneezing!" Unfortunately for the jester, the king caught pneumonia and died. Smerken was forgotten in the bowels of the royal dungeon where he found new friends to entertain.

I Hate the Feeling of Being Lost.

Remember how scared you were when you got lost? Imagine being lost for more than 5,000 years!

Death Comes a Knocking

That's what peep holes are for people. See who is at the door, then just don't answer it when Death comes a knocking.

Do Zombies Get Tired of Eating Brains?

The Pussworths get into the same rut as everyone else. There are only so many ways to prepare brains. Little Bobby Pussworth has had enough.

Hard & Crunchy on the Outside, Soft & Creamy on the Inside!

Philmore the dragon once told me, "It's the swords and maces you have to watch out for, they are kind of rough on the upper pallet. On the other hand, knights riding horses are a triple treat, you get the crunchy knight in shining armor, a filling horse and the added bonus of a lance that is ideal for picking food out your teeth. Once you have one you just can't stop."

Witch Stew...Eww!

Always call before visiting a Witch Lipcrust. You don't want to walk in when she is drying off.